Shaddup Already!
2005-05-10
Why I like cats better than most people
Boo Radley: Mom, I think we should have an awards ceremony. We could give awards for most able to get comfortable in awkward positions, best purring, most head-bonks in a row, and best appetite. That would be really cool.
Me: How about we do this instead? (scritches behind ear, rubs from head to tail, fills food bowl, gives ice cream bowl to lick out)
Boo Radley: Awards? What awards?
I'm heading off to a meeting of the triple-a type personalities about these insidious awards. I'm not looking forward to it and I might actually have to hurt someone.
Is there anyone out in D-land that would bail me out of jail?
