Shaddup Already!


Am I a horrible person. . .

. . .because I wish to live in an adult only community?

I didn't mind when my neighborhood had a child or two, but now it has taken on the appearance of Malthusian Theory played on fast-forward.

See it started with two kids, then there were four. Just a few days ago there were at least 16 children. Yesterday I counted 256 children of elementary school age.

Now I want to know when the disease and pestilence aspect of the theory will come into play.

Until then, I'll keep playing chicken with their scooters and noting where they live so I know who to sue when the ball breaks my car window.

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