Shaddup Already!
2007-02-21
If my dog were a person. . .
I managed to catch a glimpse of my dog in a way I hadn't before. I realized that his need to have something in his mouth is so strong that, if he was a person, he'd be a chain smoker:
That got me to thinking--if Boo Radley was a person, he'd be a high fashion model:
If Scout was a person, she'd be a manicurist:
And if Zoe was a person, she'd be a felon:
Your turn--drop me a comment, fill in the blank:
If my (dog, cat, husband, child) was a person, (he, she) would be . . .
