Shaddup Already!


The misspoken, misheard and straight to the point

My intern was teaching one of my lessons. She was having trouble explaining a concept when she asked for my assistance:

Intern: I'm not having much sex. . .success with this. Can you help, Ms. B?

The science teacher on the team was complimenting me on my hair:

ST: I really like your girls.
Me: What?!?
ST: I really like your curls.
Me: That's not what I thought you said. Talk about a hostile work environment.
(We just had a policy sent out about how we should and should not treat our colleagues.)

Possibly the smartest thing written on the girls' room wall:

Intial grafitti--Kiss my ass bitch

Response--Who the fuck wants to kiss yo ugly ass? You the bitch!

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