Shaddup Already!
2007-02-10
The misspoken, misheard and straight to the point
My intern was teaching one of my lessons. She was having trouble explaining a concept when she asked for my assistance:
Intern: I'm not having much sex. . .success with this. Can you help, Ms. B?
The science teacher on the team was complimenting me on my hair:
ST: I really like your girls.
Me: What?!?
ST: I really like your curls.
Me: That's not what I thought you said. Talk about a hostile work environment. (We just had a policy sent out about how we should and should not treat our colleagues.)
Possibly the smartest thing written on the girls' room wall:
Intial grafitti--Kiss my ass bitch
Response--Who the fuck wants to kiss yo ugly ass? You the bitch!
