Shaddup Already!


Wet 'n Wild

The next time I get a yen to buy cosmetics, would someone please remind me that I'm an adult and should "splurge" on the more expensive make-up rather than be lured in by the $2.99 price of eyeshadow creams and lip colors?

I did get some stuff I like, but that Wet 'n Wild stuff didn't make me look good in middle school and they sure as hell aren't making me look good in my thirties.

Shit, I'm in my thirties!

When did that happen?!?

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