Shaddup Already!
2004-07-09
a conversation at a local store
A man and a woman are walking past the baby supplies aisle.Woman: I don't want to even go down that aisle.
Man: We may need something from that aisle.
Woman: We don't have a baby.
Man: But what if someone drops one off on our doorstep, what would we do then?
Woman: Give it back.
Same man and woman at checkout.
Woman: You really got a lot of stuff.
Man: I've been adding up the total in my head. It should be $45.99.
Cashier: (laughs, as they have clearly exceeded that mark)
Woman: You must of missed something.
Man: No, I got it all.
Woman: Even the $4.00 gallon of milk?
Man: $4.00 FOR A GALLON OF MILK!!!!
I found it amusing that I had so much in common with the way complete strangers think. I would return the baby too and I cannot believe th price of milk these days. Thankfully cars don't run on milk.
